Trending Topics 6/13. Barkeep! A Shot Of Raccoon Discharge Whiskey If You Please!

June 13th, 2018

World record orgy attempt falls flacid.    Decorated Marine leaves behind message for Virginia motorists. A middle finger from the great beyond if you will.    You know what I wish was in my whiskey? Raccoon squeezins that's what.    Turns out a composite sketch of God does not resemble an agi...

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Trending Topics 6-12. How Do You Know You Are Too Hammered? Uber Turns You Away.

June 12th, 2018

59 year old man attempts to kidnap teenaged Mennonite girl because he's in love with her. Is caught because he dropped a love/sorry for kidnapping you note in her mailbox.    Some asshole has been leaving cinder blocks on I-8 in California.    He would have gotten away with it were it not for the phone he drop...

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Jungle Has To Cancel Big Room. Here Why... What A Drag!

June 12th, 2018

Jungle will be here in time for their show tonight at the Newport, but this mishap as they left Bonnaroo means they won't be here in time for the Big Room. They feel terrible. I feel terrible for them. As you can see this was a huge hassle.      

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Trending Topics 6/11: What A Tool

June 11th, 2018

Man walks into repair shop, drops $350 tool in his pants, walks out.    I wouldn't put it past these diners to make sure their bill came to exactly $420.    This seems designed for creepers.    Monkey did not asked to be included in this monkey business.    They stole what? Why?  ...

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Trending Topics 6/8. RIP Anthony Bourdain

June 8th, 2018

Today is terrible. It's weird because as soon as I got in my car this morning I had this terrible feeling that when I got to work and checked my Google news feed that something awful would pop up. RIP Anthony Bourdain.    Rich kid wrecks 5 million dollar Hampton's home.    Teacher takes bribes for grades.  &n...

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