Trending Topics 2/12: When You Expect Too Much From A Sandwich

February 13th, 2018

Cuban sandwich cold, customer assaults clerk with it.

 

They sold everything and bought a boat to sail the world. They sunk it in a half hour.

 

84 year old woman fires gun toward 8 and 10 year olds because they were being too noisy.

 

Church renders unto server fired for complaining about their lack of tip. 

 

Bitcoin miners draining Iceland. 

 

Drunk busts down window of police station with two empty vodka bottles. 

 

Woman wakes up with British accent.

 

Missing comma leads to five million dollar payout. 

 

Lions kill poacher. Leave head as warning to others. 

 

Teen shot in the ass. Friend was aiming for his chest. 

 

Thief steals 500 cockroaches from mailbox.

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