Trending Topics 8/9: This Never Happened To My Granny

August 9th, 2018

The story about the two old gents who escaped from a nursing home for Wacken Open Air FestivalSadly bogus. 

 

School board campaign getting brutal. 

 

Grandmother shoots masturbating cyclist. This never happened to my grandma.

 

Crayons test positive for asebetos. That's ok because it's legal again any way. 

 

Sleeping more than eight hours will now also kill you. 

 

Free ice cream for the person who can figure out why my DQ smells. 

 

What's worse than naked people running around like they have been of late? Naked people living next to you.

 

Peter Criss sucks and so does this Cat Man grafitti. 

 

Suitcase filled with sex toys shuts down airport. 

 

 

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